english joke....

Randy went to the school tuck shop and ice lolly at lunchtime.
He hadn't quite finished it before he went into his geography lesson so he stuffed it in his trouser pocket.The teacher asked the class "What do we call people living in China?"
"Chinese, miss"....
"What do we call people living in America?"
"American"....
"Now, Randy, since all you seem to be doing is fiddling with your pocket, can you tell me What we call people living in Europe?"
"Err, no.........miss."
"European," Shouted a voiced from the back of the class.
"No, I'm Not," said Randy. "My Ice lolly's melted.".........